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futki

Not Bengali but a Sylheti, dialectic, slang for Asshole.
futki martam ni ?

Should I do anal sex with you ?
by gournath April 28, 2006
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futsy

a fart, an ass-blast, gasser, poot, SBD, flatulence, hydrogen sulfide with methane, malevolent release of aromatic evil fumes.
Pardonnez-moi, madame, but I have made a huge futsy during your tea party. I trust that the fact that you're now vomiting into your cucumber sandwiches is not a consequence?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?
by A. Gringa Parnussa January 25, 2008
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Anglo-Saxon Futhork Runes

This is a set of characters that are similar to english characters.
The word rune comes from the old Anglo-Saxon word 'run' pronounced roon meaning secret or mystery. Most rune alphabets are varients of an alphabet called the German or Elder Futhork Rune Alphabet that was developed by Northern European Tribes during the first millineum. It consisted of three columns and eight rows. It is called the futhork or futhorc because going down the first column translated into english it will spell futhork or futhorc. There are certain characters that connot be translated direstly into english. Some characters if attempted to tranlated into certain pronociation helpers like a double dotted 'i' and a combinations of characters 'c' and 'e' and a combination of characters 'a' and 'e' telling us that in the original language they used weird foreign accents.. The letter 'u' and 'v' are both the same character and the letters 'x' and 'z' are both the same character telling us that in the original language one of them was not used often. There is a singal character for 'th' and 'ng' and 'ea' and 'gh' and 'kh' telling us that these combination sounds were used often. There is not a character for the letter 'q' telling us that they did not use the 'q' sound.
There are several rune fonts developed by langesticks like the anglo-saxon rune font by Daniel Steven Smith and the moonrune font by Martin Bek. The Anglo-Saxon Futhork Runes are weird.
by The Isbey September 13, 2008
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Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty
jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!
by osogood03 November 19, 2010
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Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty
Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)
by Skilled April 18, 2011
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futureminisce

predicting something yet to come and discussing it
lets futureminisce about when you're a giant international music sensation
by kindred December 25, 2014
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A derisive term for WASPy young privileged white people in their 20s and early 30s, generally wealthy and Republican. Oftentimes finance bros.
A: Let's go to that cool bar in Williamsburg tonight.

B: Nah, on weekends it's full of Future Business Leaders of America.
by Gregoryg June 4, 2016
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