fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her

My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!

by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019

Five Head

Someone whose forehead is so large, it becomes a five head.

Rihanna and Angelina Jolie are prime examples of five head

by Kwabb April 22, 2020

Fivehargreevessexual

Being in love with the character five hargreeves.

T and A are so Fivehargreevessexual

by Vannes colum January 9, 2021

Fiverr

A website that promotes freelance digital work, commonly used by YouTubers to review others work they have paid them to do.

“Gotta make content, but I have no idea what to record. Guess I’ll rely on other people’s talents on Fiverr again.” - Almost every popular YouTuber.

by my_nameisnothing February 19, 2021