by Prologrb October 29, 2020
by psyc October 17, 2012
by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 16, 2020
Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.
by reallystinky May 14, 2022
by Elegant vagueness July 07, 2021
by Lady J’s House of Worship August 07, 2021
When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021