Goodland Florida 

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.

"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"

Goodland Florida by dbetten7 December 24, 2020

moved to florida 

1.(phrase) died; ceased life (used especially to describe an the death of an older person with a chronic illness)

"Joe won't be coming to the clinic anymore, he moved to Florida

moved to florida by Larry516 January 2, 2008

gainesville florida 

its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown,

good place to find hipsters/crusties,

people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'

those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.

i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.

its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.

choose wisely

gainesville florida, godamn idk

gainesville florida by ceilings December 14, 2010

The University of West Florida

A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.

Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!

The University of West Florida by The Hidden Asian December 18, 2008

germany or florida 

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

germany or florida by Ace December 9, 2003

voting in Florida 

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity

Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.

voting in Florida by jbushido August 31, 2010

hampton florida 

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.

I live in Hampton Florida.

hampton florida by Truth and logic December 28, 2016