Flicker

A person that automatically flicks on every light they pass while walking into the office, regardless of the proximity of his or her desk to the light in question.

"I prefer to work with the lights off because the ambient light is sufficient, but a flicker just walked by and turned all the lights on, despite the fact that his office is two floors up and these lights have no effect on him."

"I hate flickers!"

by LisKit September 7, 2013

candy flakes

the flaky substance left in a woman's panties after the duck butter dries

"I know she's making some duck butter out on the dance floor!"

by Ug Lee June 18, 2002

Fake Flakey

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.

"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.

by Aedwynn November 3, 2005

maricon flake

Maricon Flake means gay,fag,froot loop etc.

Get the fuck out of my face maricon flake.

by Lu Ru June 20, 2008

yo mama flakes

A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.

A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina

person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"

by heyderu October 9, 2009

flies

n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

flakes

An abbreviation for Franklin Lakes, a very wealthy town in northern New Jersey.

Lets go to Flakes and steal a range rover.

by t-norm November 7, 2005