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j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors
Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
by Turdburgler24 June 14, 2016
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Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
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Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011
mugGet the Flaming Romanovmug.

flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.
I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.
by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007
mugGet the flaming mudmug.

dick flames

its exactly like twin flames but we use dick flames because it sounds cooler
by dick flame master May 4, 2021
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Flaming Vagina

Girl 1: You hear about (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she's like, a flaming vagina now.
by Precious Roy March 28, 2015
mugGet the Flaming Vaginamug.

Flaming heterosexual

A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.
"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"
by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021
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