falseatizing

Falsely advertising; usually a physical feature or a appearance.

Look at that bitch in the Wonderbra. Her tits ain't that big. She's falseatizing them things.

by ceceschmee October 14, 2005

Falselyz

Completely and totally NOT true.

Um.. excuse me, that statement is totally falselyz dude.

by Seduced September 30, 2007

false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, it looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her labia. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 21, 2008

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, her labia looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her clitoris. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 20, 2008

false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

Filetstead

A stated of extreme inebriation whereby the subject's immediate friends' and wingpersons' evenings are cooked.

I was gonna hook up with that girl but Gozer got so filetstead he was yacking in the microwave, so I had to cart his sorry ass home instead.

by Gozer182 July 14, 2010