Fifther

A woman or man that you would only sleep with after consuming a fifth of your favorite liquor.

Damn dude, I'm pretty hard up. I'd even settle for a fifther about now.

by Milowe October 26, 2010

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filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

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Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007

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filthy nasal

a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.

bob gave sam a filthy nasal. then she smelled shit all day.

by tyler mudge December 28, 2007

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Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

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