slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

Wow factor

Put simply, the wow factor is when a guy is really skinny and it makes his dick appear larger than it really is.

Saw Kevin Durant playing in the Nets game last night - that dude has the wow factor for sure.

by scalereaux April 14, 2022

woo factor

A measurement largely (though not exclusively) in college towns of how loud/lively the nights/scene can be on any given night.

"I was going to move to downtown East Lansing after accepting this new job offer, but the woo factor was so high I decided to go to Okemos instead."

by thatdamnredhead December 5, 2017

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

laughter factor

the amount of laugh that forms in your throat and comes out of your mouth ; range of numbers that determine how high or low your laughter factor is

I was trying not to laugh, but the fact that i was pretending to be sad upped the laughter factor

by soecxtra October 26, 2020

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011

Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017