Literally a fucking website made by jschlatt to buy 3 statues of monkeys with golden fucking balls, which are like over $10000.
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The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021
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All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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