short money

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.

I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.

by Jaded Ace January 16, 2012

Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.

John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.

by zomgjb August 08, 2008

money sandwich

n. getting paid; used in context with the metaphor of being without sufficient funds ("hungry")

"Yo, I was starvin' but that money sandwich I ate friday hit the spot"

by Tarell May 05, 2006

Done money

The opposite of easy money - being in a really bad situation.

Guy 1: Shit, nobody cleaned up the party in my house and my parents are coming home tomorrow.
Guy 2: You're done money.

by ggnooblol February 06, 2013

Money Nuke

A term for an excellently well-placed Nuclear Missile (a Terran utility spell) in the Real-Time-Strategy (RTS) game Starcraft II. Money Nukes are capable of dealing massive damage, and often maximize the full potential of said damage. To be a perfect Money Nuke the Ghost (The unit who launches Nuclear Missiles) must be saved. One of the most-known 'Money Nuke' players in Starcraft II is Dario "The Little One" Wünsch, a German player, and a member of Team Liquid .

I wish more people would Money Nuke in Starcraft II as well as TLO can! It does serious damage!

by H to the Usky, Husky July 31, 2011

money penis

The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.

Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.

by fartus jenkins August 16, 2011

Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

by Pon Raul August 05, 2010