Suspended Flame

Big man who will still your girl with his amazing charting abilities. Too much of a pussy to rechart no villians and would rather die then chart easy and normal.

Person 89: You heard of suspended flame?
Random ass mf: No
Person 89: your stupid asf
Person 89: he gets more bitches then floppa with his amazing charting abilities to flex.

by Sicer48 January 18, 2022

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j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors

Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!

by Turdburgler24 June 14, 2016

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Flaming heterosexual

A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.

"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"

by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021

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When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.

Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.

by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013

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Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.

Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.

by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011

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