Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM

"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"

by Final Dick June 13, 2018

Fatal Friday

Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.

Dude last Friday before summer let's do a fatal Friday

by Big D 444 June 16, 2018

Finalmind

A joke of a human being who abuses his newfound power due to being bullied in his previous life experiences. Now he has no friends nor loved ones and is full of hate.

Hey you see that finalmind Guy?
Yeah that guy is too uptight

by Maximilian Pegasus May 26, 2018

Final Feel

When someone is too Stoned and they feel like they're dying, thinking that's the last thing they will feel

Person 1: aRe yOu SuRe ThAt wAs JuSt wEED?
Person 2: Yeah you'll be fine just chill
Person 1: *silence*
person 2: You good?
Person 1: I'm dying bro what am I gonna do, oh god, I can't move
Person 2: Damn bro that's a final feel

by dinodiq October 27, 2018

Finalsese

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

by davege May 28, 2019

finals

studying a quizlet on your phone while taking a shit instead of scrolling through instagram.

Hey man, you ready for our history test?
Yeah, I took a shit while studying for finals.

by xoxxxx June 13, 2019

Fatalising

The moment when a Video game boss fight doesnt line up with the lore presented about them in the game for example said boss being said to have powers they do not possess when you fight them. Name derives from the monster Fatalis (Fay-tah-liss) from the video game series monster hunter which lorewise is described as the god of monsters, able to destroy entire kingdoms in a matter of hours while in reality being a bland generic fight that doesnt communicate the pieces of lore well. This description can also be used to describe a bbeg from a tabletop role playing game like dungeons and dragons that exhibits similar characteristics.

me- "The DM is really fatalising with the latest bbeg hes not even using the characters necromancy"
friend: "yeah I noticed that"

me- "I wish game developers would stop fatalising and give us boss fights that lived up to the lore"

by zombie prepper July 17, 2020