Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.

Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.

by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019

Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

cyryll fail

this is when you accidently add a paedophile instead of your friend, just by adding an extra 'l' to his email address.

person 1-is this tim?
cyryl-no my name is cyryll...

(epic cyryll fail!!!!!!!!!)

by fail master May 24, 2009

Jail Fail

When attempting to Jail Break your ipod, you get to a certain step and fail, giving up all hope of ever doing it.

Uh, I got stuck on the recovery phase.. Jail fail.. :(

by Dr. Kremler August 3, 2009

Power Fail

When someone fails so hard they must call fail upon themselves.

You: "Wow did you see my layup?"
Guy: "Ya that was horrible."
You: "I know right Power Fail"

by Tterragmanraf September 2, 2009

Self-Fail

Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.

Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."

n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."

Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."

by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.

That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.

by Aarian October 1, 2010