Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Emote Land

The best discord server for emojis its very epic

Person 1: yo i need some emojis i just got nitro
Pesron 2: ayo join emote land they got sick emojis

by SargunIsGay September 14, 2021

unstable emotions

When you have no control over your emotions and sometimes have trouble showing them

1 My friend Michael said he was happy about his new girlfriend but didnt look as happy
2: Today i found out that i am have Unstable emotions when i cried withno tears but a smile after being hurt

by ʅυʅυ September 8, 2019

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

by K.leesi January 24, 2020

emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.

"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"

by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017