eBlowJob

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.

I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

by phalon May 18, 2009

Elboning

To fuck a girl with your elbow.

My wrists were getting pretty tired, so I switched to some aggressive elboning.

by Homer Carpenter June 12, 2009

Elowhat

A combination of the words eloquent and what.

A sentence that has the makings of a proper and fancy sentence, but is unintelligible.

"To properly understate how the rest of China regales in collector's failings." is quite elowhat.

by OSCVorgo November 13, 2011

Ebowla

Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature

Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Ellowelling

Ellowelling: A word created by me, right here and now that I am documenting.

Her text was so amusing to me, she had me ellowelling.
You're welcome

by ScottLovesSpiders&Men December 4, 2018

ellowine

if you’re an Ellowine you’re special. this name typically stands for being kind, caring, loving.. and a type of person who is very outgoing. you can just kinda stand out there and someone with look at you and thing you are so beautiful. you are a outrageous person.

cc: wow! she is such an Ellowine!

by latinabum February 11, 2021

elowan

elowan is an incredible person, usually they don’t realise their own importance in this world, but they’re always there for their friends.

they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.

they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone

- Do you know elowan ?

- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT

by lavabeau November 21, 2021