edge

an ownor ; someone who pwns

the EDGE is the shyt

by an EDGE September 11, 2003

Microsoft Edge

A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.

Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?

Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!

by Mud and Snow May 10, 2018

Straight Edge

The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.

"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."

by Lanan June 25, 2005

The Edge

a radio station in toronto that claims to play new and innovative music but, in actuality, plays commercialized ass crap.

"i was listening to the edge, but then they started playing sum 41 so i smashed my radio."

by radio whore November 9, 2003

edgey

i. To be "edgey" about something, i.e. To be aware of it.

ii. "Edgey" i.e. Watch out, something is about to happen.

iii. To keep an "edgey" is to keep a lookout.

i. "Edgey the free cheeseburger"

ii. "Edgey the swamp donkey coming your way"

iii. "Edgey Mr Mair, edgey the jannie".

by Ali JTB August 13, 2005

edge

also known as my friend oreo or ill negro de blonc or really really white mother fucker

l suit third floor west hall

by whats cooler than cool ice cold mother fuckers November 2, 2003

straight edge

Please see Square Edge

"Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I don't have fun"

by SQED February 14, 2005