Dutch Hangman

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.

I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!

by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.

Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.

by domc July 6, 2015

Dutch Steampipe

The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.

My friend and I did a Dutch Steampipe last night and weve never been closer.

by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018

dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.

I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.

by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008