Dorking

Dorking means to "accidently" slip "it" in a homie

"Ah s**t my bad you caught me dorking it"

by Secti9n May 18, 2025

Dork

Shut the fuck up Tobie a dork is someone who gets bullied

Tobie:I’m fucking stupid and I don’t know what DORK means

Dirk(Beast):L

by DMC41 November 21, 2021

Dork

a person who tried to have a three way with you mom and her bf

My friend is a such a dork he tried to get in bed with my mom and her bf, like what the actual fuck

by Die_ZIEGE_G59 April 4, 2024

Exceptional dork

The kind of dork that doesn't think they are a dork.

The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.

The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Dork

Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).

The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Dork

Someone that makes you think about school instead of reality whenever you look at them.

The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021