Dog

A tomato that smells like an onion and looks the color green

I bought about 70 dogs yesterday

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Dog

Woof woof a fluffy barking thing

The dog barked as his mum got raped

by What the flip flop December 20, 2024

Dog

A domesticated wolf, not to be confused with Wolfdogs

Don't you realize that wolves can bark too just like dogs?

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.

Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"

by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

Dog

Anything that plays basketball

“He plays basketball so he’s a dog.”

by Globule's June 4, 2025

Dog

God backwards. Coincidence? I think not.

O my Dog, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee.

by coveted seed June 7, 2025

Dog

A man’s best friend

I love my dog

by Nattyyyyyy June 10, 2025