The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
Get the diving off the pirate plankmug. When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.
“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
by mr terrific July 17, 2025
Get the canadian sewer divingmug. by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023
Get the Rainbow muff divemug. An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
by Thatguywhosmellslikeapples July 15, 2011
Get the Skoba Divingmug. When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
Get the I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!mug. Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. by AquariusTae November 23, 2021
Get the Dive Inmug.