Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water

my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.

Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.

by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011

Dumpster Diving

(Verb): The act of eating the ass hold of another.

When she bent over in her short skirt with no panties on exposing that BROWN EYE, I knew right then I was going dumpster diving!

by She Johnson January 13, 2023

Dumpster-diving

Attending a Trump rally; dangerous yet necessary risky behavior.

Despite the risk, I went dumpster-diving and attended a Trump rally.

by BD from EA November 1, 2020

Dive Dart

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.

Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?

Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.

Me-Well he had a good run.

by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017