Brooklyn Decker

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.

Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010

Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

triple decker

any employee taking a 3 week unaurhorized vacation and still having a job when he returns.

Carl pulled a triple Decker on his boss Troy

by H Bizzle January 4, 2008

dicked down

dicked down is another word that teens use for “having sex” or “have sex”

I really wanna get dicked down by josh
I really wanna have sex with josh

by stan bts and twice October 7, 2019

ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008