wolfstar depression 

type of depression that involves crying and being sad because of wolfstar.

"I can't stop crying, they're not even canon! *cries hard* I'm so sad, why do I feel like this?"

"I think you have wolfstar depression"

wolfstar depression by remuslupinkinnie December 30, 2021

Grindr Depression 

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.

Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.

Grindr Depression by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022

Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

Shlappy Depressants by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

post-LOSTdom depression 

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.

Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.

post-LOSTdom depression by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010

Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.

Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!

Post Balldum depression by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011

Post Mustache Depression 

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.

Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways

Post Mustache Depression by MoBro92 November 28, 2011

Post-Christmas Depression 

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.

John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.

Post-Christmas Depression by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011