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Docking

When you and your partner insert you respective fingers into each other's belly buttons
Yo, I was docking with my girl last night... Never felt closer to someone in my life
by Chewpa miculo September 25, 2021
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Docking

A culinary term used to refer to the continuous pricking of puff pastry or pie crust with a pointy object like a fork. This prevents the pastry from rising during blind baking and is a common method used in pie and tart making.
Person A: So, word of the day, Docking. Does anyone know what that means?
Person B: Are you referring to two men masturbating together by encasing their penises in each others’ foreskin?
Person C: Bitch that’s disgusting!! Where do y’all come up with freaky shit like this!
Person A: Let’s stop here before things get worse. Docking refers to the pricking of pastry before baking to prevent it from rising in the oven.
by Fidgety Human August 5, 2021
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Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquariusimmediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
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Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina
John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"
by Newbski May 27, 2021
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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021
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Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams
by Criptix June 1, 2021
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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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