Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.

She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.

by Dirtier Old Man May 14, 2018

dumpster diving

The act of having anal sex with a woman

Dude she asked me to go dumpster diving

by broki September 7, 2016

dive

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.

"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)

by sazanlip June 10, 2022

taco dive

the female version of a tea bag.

Hey Denise, I dare you to go taco dive on Justin's food.

by say WHAAAT?! February 26, 2011

wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005

Trench diving

When you accidentally fall into an open trench, potentially hurting or embarrassing yourself.

"I hope Darren is okay, I just saw him trench diving out the front of the office"

by thetrenchman January 29, 2024

Dive Bomb

When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.

I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.

by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021