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nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022
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Dashed

when you are next in line but they start prepping an online order before taking yours.
I was about to order lunch at subway, but they dashed me so I ate at home instead.
by JoelTheWordSmithe December 12, 2021
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Dashing bonsai

Bully and bossy always trying be king of the but was brutally replaced by a spinosaurus
by Steviethemob March 26, 2022
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Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.
This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!
by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
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shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
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Dash of woe

The act if running instantly from a location on experiencing upsetting or unwanted news. Usually an action performed by upset children but can also be observed in emotionally volatile adults.
Janet (hot on John) saw John kissing Mike and immediately performed a dash of woe from the party
by Alternativegem December 28, 2020
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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021
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