Dan Marino Challenge

As you are pooping, before the poop leaves your butthole you grab your penis and use it as a firehose and cut the poop in half #ri #mg #scripps

I did the Dan Marino Challenge the last time I took a dump, it was insane

by R Dolla Sign January 7, 2018

Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018

Dan-Lee

A confused but determined male.

Dan-Lee is so confused. Is he Dan or is he Lee?

by Misschievus March 13, 2018

DAN WICH IS GAY

DAN WICH IS GAY: Tends to be the most homosexual creature in the world hard to find. there is only one in existence he walks the world looking for its prey. Fucking/Sucking off every person in sight.

DAN WICH IS GAY WHY THE FUCH IS DAN WICH, GAY

by 51% ArchBishop July 22, 2018

Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019