by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
Get the Maya cursemug. Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
Get the Balkan cursemug. The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
Get the Putin Cursemug. The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
by Bentassasin September 26, 2022
Get the The Eli Cursemug. When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
Get the Masturbaitor's Cursemug. A phrase used by distressed Huntsmen, referring to the bloodborne plague that broke out in Yharnam. Said plague gradually turns humans into deadly beasts, and many Huntsmen that use the phrase have already begun to feel the effects.
by Exterminator (not really) December 16, 2024
Get the This is a damn cursemug. A roleplay cliche some people have, it's pretty rare since many people make their characters perfect, yet they have to get some flaws, now here's where it comes in, place it on a perfect OC, and watch everyone around that same OC tremble in fear of the cliche, of, uhh, fear.
"Dude one of my OCs has a cursed eye, what should "eye" do."
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.
by Baking Pangolin February 15, 2017
Get the Cursed Eyemug.