Caleb

Caleb is a fucking piece of shit Trump supporter who is guaranteed to ruin your day/year

Jared: oh no caleb is coming
Sasha: ugh not that jerk off.

by daytimesleeper May 31, 2018

Caleb

A tiny man with a smaller dick than his right finger nail who has no life

Caleb stop talking

by Daddy creates all October 11, 2018

Caleb

Ugly,bad and stupid all define Caleb

Look how ugly that Caleb is!

by Yo is cool November 29, 2016

Celebit

A term used for woman/teen who had just become a mother.

Person A: Jamie should go to Paris with Jacob!
Person B: Dude, guys don't go to Paris with celebit girlfriends, especially since she'll probably have to take the baby with her!

by CLEMENTINE!! August 5, 2009

Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!

"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"

by I'm Just A Drop In The Ocean March 5, 2015

caleb

A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!

also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd

A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"

by Pandashout May 16, 2010

Celebracious

Ridiculously blissful to the point of absurdity, exponentially jovial, Rismockulously harmonious, Beyond joyous. So damn jolly it makes me nauseous.

Drunken Groom: "I'd like to thank everyone for sharing this CELEBRACIOUS occasasion today"

Pissed-off Bride: "You Asshole"!

by Juanny Cashito September 29, 2008