An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!
"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"
"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
by Karilas April 18, 2007
Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
by MyFootHurts November 07, 2010
The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.
by AngryReptileKeeper January 27, 2009
by BBQPorkRibs February 27, 2010
Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.
by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009
Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
by john raleigh October 13, 2007