Crotch-Confidence

An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!
"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"

"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
by Karilas April 18, 2007
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beaver crotch

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"
by iloveshavedpussies October 24, 2008
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Crotch wound

Vagina, pussy, equivalent of "axe wound"
Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
by Neo June 15, 2003
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fire crotch

a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!
"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."
by BBQPorkRibs February 27, 2010
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Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.
by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009
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Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
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crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
by john raleigh October 13, 2007
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