The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

survival craft

one of the better Minecraft rivals, while inspired by it, isn’t a blatant copy. It has different mobs, survival mechanics and electronic circuits based on real life.

Ignorant individual: survival craft is just another generic Minecraft knockoff!

Smart individual: actually, survival craft is a game in itself with different features and mechanics

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 13, 2025

Burger Cleft

When a pussy is surrounded by so much fat, it pushes it inwards. The next level up from camel toe.

I was going to go down on it, but there was so much of a burger cleft that I couldn't reach.

by Questionablecoversationals October 15, 2025

kush and craft

The process in which an individual or group smokes that mean kush and then proceeds to play Minecraft for hours on end

Hey Debra, would you like to Kush and Craft later tonight?
After we Kushed and Crafted, my mother picked up some pizza for us

by PutinOntheShitz February 21, 2017

Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server

Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!

by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020

5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021