When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
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Get the Couchie cotton mug.Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
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