captain cooter 

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

captain cooter by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

Carolina Cooter 

a perfectly good cooter, opposite of a bat cave.
a penis's bestest friend forever. aka. BFF

Sydney and Maddy do NOT have carolina cooter, there's are stinky.

Carolina Cooter by adriana123 July 9, 2009

crispy coyote cooter crackers 

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

crispy coyote cooter crackers by Bibi h February 15, 2008

pooter cooter 

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

pooter cooter by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

Down the cooter 

To hit someone straight down off the map with authority in the game cube game super smash bro's melee.

"holy crap, drew hit me down the cooter again! Thats it no more falco for drew"

Down the cooter by Captain0822 December 22, 2006

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

baked cooter by King.Key August 20, 2009

sloppy cooter 

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

sloppy cooter by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007