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snowball in colorado

When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.
She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.
by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006
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Coltrain

Another word for noob or hardtard (or ardtard).
Well I think we know who the new Coltrain of the group is...

How did you drop that pass?! That was such a Coltrain move.
by Dommerlodeon November 11, 2006
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Contra Code

(Sex act) While performing oral sex on a woman, the tongue manipulates the clitoris like a joystick moving up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- the same directional commands used in the infamous "99 lives" cheat in the old 80's Nintendo game Contra. Since the same cheat works in the classic Castlevania, this could also be referred to as The Castlevania Code, or even "Contralingus".
"I had my face in her crotch for a good ten minutes, but once I entered the Contra Code she squirted so hard I saw it arc right over my shoulder"
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
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Colorado Tune up

The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.
My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.

My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.
by Thing21 August 14, 2012
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Coloradans

Coloradans are people who live or lived in Colorado. We are constantly told that we have accents when we really don’t. Are used to large amounts of snow and never understand when school is canceled for the tiniest amount. Wear short sleeves in winter, and even though we don’t like it sometimes we are very used to the cold weather. Laugh when people talk about skiing on what they call “mountains” when we ski on the Rocky Mountains. Get so annoyed when people say “colo-raw-do” when it is “colo-rah-do” and are made fun of just for saying it right. Are treated like they are their own isolated people group and people act like we are from the country side. And just cuz we are from Colorado doesn’t mean you have to roast us for wearing a broncos shirt, we get it. their bad.
“oh sorry i guess coloradans don’t know how to do that my bad”
by idontrememberasking January 28, 2020
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.
by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013
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Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.
Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...
by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012
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