color guard

They don't sound good without the band.
But, the band doesn't look good without them.

I love half time shows, the color guard and the band really do good together.

by ;slfkja;sdlk January 16, 2011

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies

I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008

color theory

A class that makes you want to gouge your eyes out with the exact-o knife you are using to cut the pieces of smelly-ass color aid paper to glue it together for Szatmary's crappy project idea.

Color theory is the worst class at SCAD.

by Poopy-Scoopa February 1, 2009

colored poop

What happenes when you eat crayons

When Alyssa ate crayons she had colored poop..........like tye dye

by Adam Simpson September 28, 2006

Rose colored glasses

Seeing only the good in/best in everybody, or the positive, and not the whole picture.

Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021