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Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut
“He has chlamydia
I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”
by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019
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Cloompy

When you ejaculate and release urine at the same time.
Yooo... I just cloompyed in the washroom!
by ItsDaniilboiii May 13, 2019
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clompromise

Describes the act of walking --- often with weariness or a wobbly/ungainly gait --- somewhere instead of driving or otherwise availing yourself of "mechanical" travel-means.
Two of the most common instances when one might make a clompromise are:
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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Clomblemonger

One who is often engaged in and in support of kicking people named Steve in the shins.
Wow, Ronald, you're such a clomblemonger
by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019
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cocomo bros

When you had sex with the same chick as your bro and she’s done coke off your bro’s dick, but your buddy has not had sex with her.
We’re cocomo bros bc I just fucked the girl who did coke off your dick. Dope!
by Cocomo bro December 8, 2019
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CHLOMSTERS

The elite members of the Chlom cult. They are the OG’s. They decide whose houses get burned down.
I want to be in the Chlom cult! Ok well your not gonna be one of the CHLOMSTERS.
by Aaron and Ethan January 24, 2020
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Clomosho

To cum deep in a girls pussy and lick it out
I just clomoshow my homies girl
by Lesbiancock April 13, 2020
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