chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

red hot chilli pepper

when a male applies hot sauce to his penis and has intercouse with a female in her menstrual cycle.used as a reference.

guy A :what?!?! bush became presidnt again? i'd rather get a red hot chilli pepper. GUY B : smooth move x-lax

by funkerdoodle12 June 18, 2011

ChilliJilli

A totally awesome person named Jilli that also likes Chilli.

"Jilli likes Chilli."
"She must be a ChilliJilli!"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Jillian Walkowski and Natalie McAlister February 22, 2008

chilling with cane

ie. chilling with (sugar)cane
On a sugar high
Hyper
Acting spastic
Being hyper-active
Overly silly
Laughing at nothing

After having that soda, she declared she was too "chilling with cane" to take our geometry test.

by Imakemyownwords February 24, 2007

Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

This is a word to help you feed anyone that refuses to eat

Me: Do u want some

Her: no thanks
Me: Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

Her: *eats the food*

by yoitzmejay February 22, 2023

chilli dipper

The act of inserting ones thumb into another anus with chilli power on said digit

Last night me and the mrs had a chilli dipper

by Nasty bugger July 10, 2010

Chilli finger

The process of slicing multiple hot chilli peppers before getting a girl over, then chilli fingering her till her pussy burns hot like Mount Vesuvius back on August 24th 79 AD.

"Dude Becky cheated on me so i got her over and totally chilli fingered her all night"

"I was chilli fingering Amanda's butthole last night and she pulled the classic reversal and sprayed last nights fajitas all over me'

by thechillifingerer November 23, 2018