captain

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

captain fantastic

commonly used nickname for male genitalia

Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!

by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005

Captain Awesome

1 A person who is in charge of his/her team, group, club, or some entity consisting of multiple people, and overuses the word awesome, while still maintaining the leadership role!

2 In the hit NBC show "Chuck", Devon Woodcomb is referred to as Captain Awesome for his excessive usage of the word awesome.

1 "Captain Awesome, can I start in the big game tonight?"
"Sure, that would be awesome!"

2 "You still dating Captain Awesome?"
"Don't call him that, he doesn't use the word 'that' much?"

by itharmil August 27, 2009

captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

by Eric January 7, 2005

captain

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Captain America

An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.

"Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"

by Captain America Ho September 25, 2009

captain insano eyes

The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.

In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.

Real Life Situation

DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."

by K Balls & Grandy April 2, 2009