Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon

Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Chuck Canzoneri

As pussy as pussy gets

A coward is so Chuck Canzoneri-ish that they ghost the women they intentionally hurt.

by Speddyspaghetti May 12, 2024

Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina

Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now

by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021