carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.

your mom shoved a carrot up her ######

by farquad69er April 5, 2023

Carrot picker

Ryan

You FUCKING carrot picker!

by Not a carrot picker February 3, 2024

Carrot

Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.

Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much

Carrots are great

Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019

Baby carrot

When your friend has a penis the size of a baby carrot

Ej:"Lauer has a baby carrot, I would know because I put it in my mouth"

by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Carrot

Orange little shit penis or a ginger

You eat carrots and you kick gingers

by XETT December 4, 2017

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021