CAPISM

CAPISM = type in caps
partial CaPiSm = every other letter type in caps (other letters in lowercase, and start on capital letter)

JOIN CAPISM TODAY!!!

by no oj>:( March 16, 2021

Capfish

When a man simultaneously caps and catfishes people on dating apps and sites.

Girl, I was swiping on tinder and matched with this fine-ass man but he was a capfish!

by Zappahh March 18, 2021

capi

the biggest beta of the squad. likes to suck on mark's juicy booty

bro, don't be such a capi, you pussy.

by capi_thef4g March 24, 2021

Capitalisdick

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

capitalphobia

Afraid of capitalized letters

when mee6 constantly warns you because you used "too many" capital letters
me: "mee6 has capitalphobia"

by InfinitumDev May 1, 2021

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.

capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker

by СукаБлять June 19, 2021