Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

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Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.

Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.

by Fleppard April 18, 2021

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Cali Edrington

The hottes and coolest person to ever walk the earth

I’ll never be as awesome and as talented as Cali Edrington, I’m so sad.

by Lupinsfacescars May 20, 2021

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When a group of people go hunting for California transplants to vandalize their property. Due to a growing tension from Red States being "Californicated" in recent times.

Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.

Cali Guy 1: "Dude, those obnoxious Right Wingers threw Tomatoes at my car because I haven't changed my Cali license plates yet and I left the Bernie sticker on!"

Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"

Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."

by Captain William Smith May 26, 2021

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