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muff cabbage

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.
by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017
mugGet the a potato cabbagemug.

Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
by SapperT May 30, 2020
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.
"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"
by chaav May 22, 2024
mugGet the blue cabbagemug.

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".
"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."
by Seekertionary March 4, 2025
mugGet the cabbagemug.

Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.
Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage
by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
by jgcskd December 20, 2017
mugGet the cabbage patch dollmug.

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