Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

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by Roryson May 7, 2010

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

Little Big Cabbage

A Thin Strip of Pubic Hair which is surprisingly deep
and surprisingly tasty

good resting place for the ping tao munchkin and works great with sides of Cabbage and Clentchweed

mate. i was eating out my girls little big cabbage right.. soo nice!!!

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

Cabbage

To turn or the turning of a persons bag or bags inside out

Did u see leahy cabbage his bag lol

by Pdb March 4, 2019

Cabbage Sack

Stinky, lumpy semen

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton

by E-cubed March 19, 2020

Cabbage

A desirable, nice or visually appealing butt.

"Damn bro, she got cabbage"
"Look behind you, cabbage"
Booty
Cakes
Ass

by Grocery_Bag April 29, 2016