barbeque chips

when a guy eats a girl out while she is on her period, getting blood all over his face. He then lets the blood dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Hay-balls-Hey t-bags are you gonna eat r-hole's barbeque chips tonight?

by m-yeh March 8, 2007

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 20, 2006

clip and dip

To use the term clip and dip is the slang equivalent for hitting someone with your automobile and then removing oneself from the general vicinity as to avoid an unsavory run-in with an enforcer of the law.

"Yo, Matt! I'm totally goinna maim your Caddy when I clip and dip on a po' fool wandering his broke ass 'cross the road!"

by Morgan McKankel & Matt U.R.A. Weenis Jr. January 17, 2008

eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

vagina chips

potato chips

background: originated as a term to describe chips that have fallen down the front of a girl's jeans, but eventually came to mean all types of potato chips, whether they had fallen into the vagina or not.

I love those vagina chips along with my sandwich at lunch!

by Daniel March 10, 2005