Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009