The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Mondaymug. Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
Get the Christmas Whoremug. “I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
Get the Christmas Vacuummug. by Bearringsd December 26, 2018
Get the Christmas Taintmug. While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
by Boss o neill May 6, 2021
Get the Mexican Christmasmug. Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018
Get the Red Christmasmug. -I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 6, 2009
Get the Christmas excusemug.