california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.

We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018

California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.

Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.

by anonymous September 29, 2022

California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022

California rules

used by extreme sportsmen (surfers,skydivers,hang glider pilots ,skiers, etc.). If one does something special and there is no photo or video they are said to have not not followed California rules. Same as pix or it does not count.

Guge! Jeb flew through a waterfall. Did it California rules and the link is on his blog.

by @;) August 20, 2014

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018

california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021