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"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
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by TSturm January 23, 2009
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The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.
The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.
by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006
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by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009
Get the Swedish Breakfast mug.The worst quality of something, supposedly food, available on the face of the Earth. Some of the foods in this classification include twat-waffles and cum-cakes. If it were legal the school would literally serve its students rat piss and donkey shit every day.
New Kid: Want to head up early to catch some School Breakfast?
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.
by somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009
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By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.
by R088Y April 17, 2008
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She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
by D. Butter January 26, 2009
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