double breakfast 

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

double breakfast by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

cum breakfast 

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

cum breakfast by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

Last-Night Breakfast 

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

Last-Night Breakfast by TSturm January 23, 2009

New York Breakfast 

The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.

The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.

New York Breakfast by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006

Swedish Breakfast 

A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.

Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.

Swedish Breakfast by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009

School Breakfast

The worst quality of something, supposedly food, available on the face of the Earth. Some of the foods in this classification include twat-waffles and cum-cakes. If it were legal the school would literally serve its students rat piss and donkey shit every day.

New Kid: Want to head up early to catch some School Breakfast?
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.

School Breakfast by somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

spanish breakfast 

This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.

I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.

spanish breakfast by R088Y April 17, 2008